The Commandments

This is The commandments and they shall be followed very strict. If you are not following theese commandments you will be demoted or maybe worse, so you do better to follow them…

The Uncles Commandments

You must not hit (verbal and physical) a fellow uncle
If a fellow uncle hits (verbal or physical) you, you have to hit him
If someones hits you (verbal or physical), the others uncles are bound to help you and vice versa
If an uncle is being unbelievably rude, The Elder Uncles have right to kick and ban
If you join us, you stay with us
You shall recrute new members or atleast try
You shall not beg for higher ranks or medals - it’s up to The Uncles Council to decide that
You shall not complain of anything
You shall never give up… or else!
You shall follow and accept all theese commandments
If an uncle cheats you must tell him to stop. If he doesn’t stop you have to join him.
If an uncle is addicted to a game you shall tell him to stop play…
If an uncle addict WoW, then he’s probably lost to convert to a normal uncle, we are lucky we don’t have this problem. (This may happen to some other games too)
Asholes, morons, idiots, knobheads, dumbheads, smacktards etc. stop read now, you can’t join.
Elder Uncles have right to be rude, hit and smack other uncles if necessary.

Written by: Uncle Zaius, Uncle_Urgott and Uncle_Pooo